Senator Larry Craig has re-explained why his palm was turned up.
He is said to have told reporters, "Originally I said I was picking up a piece of paper. But now I confess. I was panhandling. You see, I left my wallet at home."
A reported asked why he changed his story.
"To tell the truth, which until now I have been ashamed to tell the truth. You see I never want anyone to think a U.S. Senator would have to beg for money, especially in an airport restroom. But the truth is I was hungry I was broke and I wanted a Big Mac. "
When the arresting officer was informed of the Senator's new explanation, he said, "His hand was completely in a position where he wanted me to drop something into it. But I have not heard him say," Brother, can you spare a Dime? "
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