They all know what I think and I am sure you are so tired of who I am with all the parsing of common words to distort anything, anyone or both. Parsing of common words is stupid and will not be tolerated by the masses anymore! If an advertiser wants us to dance a jig or jump through hoops to receive their low cost, almost worth nothing, for free or freebie item all they must do is simply say so. Instead of parsing of words to mean almost free or free if you are new to our services or free for the taking, but will exclude you from future almost free or freebies topics, just simply say so. Most adults are able to understand that you are a business because you want to feed your family. As adults, most people do not want you as a company to lose any money. As adults, most people want to know that you make a reasonable profit and will be in business in the coming years. As adults we want only that you can not interpret words in an attempt to take advantage of anyone! We give you businesses, big and small, fair warning that we consumers are fed up with the parsing of words to take advantage of consumers and we will not let it continue. We promise to annoy you and your business if you continue in the future parsing words to not mean what everyone takes them to mean. Just so everyone is on the same side, we have listed what we mean those certain common words to mean.
1) The word free or freebie simply means that - zero exchange of money, stamps or anything of value.
2) The word free, freebie means no exchange of money now or latter, and may also imply the same for both new and existing customers.
3) The word free, free does not mean that we would be branded to lose out or be excluded from any special price or deal at a later time if we use your free product or service now.
4) The word free, free just mean free, no cost and zero exchange of valuable information such as our e-mail address or e-mail addresses of six of our friends. This will also include any personal phone numbers. Time of year or season does not change these current meanings.
5) The word free or freebie means we do not have to do something or offer something in exchange for your free or freebie product or service.
Now that we have said clearly what those common words mean for us in large, we expect you to businesses, large and small, to understand that we consumers will punish any company of the radio over the internet for all that said company has tried to interpret these common words. We believe that there is no reason to interpret these common words as other than taking advantage of a second. Therefore, we will send over the Internet via email, through blogs, through bulletin boards through forums via any way possible now and in future any company and / or individual that play games with or analyze the significance of these common words. For the record meanings of these words are the same whether you give us a great or not so much of free or freebie item. We also want to say on the record that we consumers understand that your business must make profit to stay in business. We are not against the fact that not every free or freebie item will be of great value. We however expect that the importance of these common words to remain just the same, whatever the value of free or freebie item. May this article serve as fair warning to all businesses, large and small that we consumers are tired of all the parsing of common words for the benefit of every consumer!
As a consumer, if you agree to this in writing so it is expected of you to keep all businesses to these rules and if some activities can not, you have the responsibility to make said infringement known to the masses via one or more methods listed above. Every concerned consumer should print out this little article and keep it handy and ready to post or serve such business and / or individual who break these rules. This article is free, no cost, will not exclude you from future freebies, and will not require you to send personal information or personal information of six friends. You do not do anything to print it out and send it. This article is completely free, regardless of time of day or season of the year. This article is simply FREE!
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