Cheat. Lie. Intimidate. These are the true fundamentals of golf. If George W. Bush shoots a 7 on the par 5 9: e hole and his playing partner Rex W. Tiller son the CEO of Exxon Mobil asks the President of the United States what he shot, George W. Bush says "Put me down a 5 ".
George W. Bush and Rex W. Tiller son are walking down the 10th fairway at Cape Arundel Golf Club in Kennebunkport Maine, surrounded by 10 heavily armed secret service agents. What is Rex W. Tiller son would say to George Bush? "No, I'm sorry Mr. President you shot a 7 on the last hole, not a 5?" By the time Rex got the words out, he would be shot down in the muck. The secret service agents have received their orders in advance. Let us say that Rex actually pointed out the President's error to him and lived to talk about it. President Bush would just break out into song, with the vocally trained secret service agents as his back up singers singing "Sorry, I never promised you a rose garden."
In 1921 renowned golf course architect Walter Travis redesigned Cape Arundel Golf Course at 19 River Road, Kennebunkport, Maine, just down the road from George Bush marine compound. George Bush Sr. bought the beautiful home to keep up with the Kennedy’s. Walter Travis said at the Cape Arundel Golf Course he designed, "A really good golf course must abound in hazards, and good courses develop good players. Trees are non-existent, as they should be, and the wind must always be a ubiquitous factor of such a course . The Greens are real beauties and will delight the soul of any true golfer. "This implies that the golfer has a soul. To make the course more challenging, Mr. Travis placed improvised explosive devices on several of the cart paths. He was a true visionary.
It's amazing how golfers tie their entire sense of self-esteem to the way the frames golf ball. Robert Trent Jones designed the Shady Oaks Golf Course in Fort Worth Texas, another Bush family favorite. Robert Trent Jones redesigned Augusta National in the late 1940's. Robert Trent Jones believed that golf should be any risk, no reward sport. His golf encouraged daring play. Ermine wrote a song called "The Real Slim Shady" in which he says: "We are nothing but mammals, and some of us cannibals who cut other people up as a cantaloupe."
The "evil eye", serial killer Buffalo Bill kidnaps and skins Kathy Martin, daughter of Ruth Martin, U.S. Senator from Tennessee. The renowned forensic psychiatrist and serial killer cannibal Hannibal Lectern gives a riddle to young FBI agent Clarice Starling which leads Clarice to a rent a storage facility and the car Benjamin Rasp ail, a former patient of Dr. Lecter. Hidden in the parked car is broken heads in a jar of Benjamin Rasp ail. It was Dr. Lecter's way of teaching his pupil to keep his head still on the backswing and recession until swinging of the arms on the follow through brings his head up.
It's one thing to tell the average golfer to keep his head still. The fact is that a steady head is often a result of movement of other body parts in turn. Twenty one thousand American men and women, so now have left their body parts in the sands of Babylon. Butch Harmon, former coach of Tiger Woods recently learned Phil Mickelson that the way to keep your head still on the backswing and cure his overshoot was to keep his right knee and it bent in the backswing instead of straightening it out. Somehow Phil Mickelson won 30 PGA tournaments and 2 Masters at Augusta National straightening his right knee on the backswing and over swinging under the tutelage of his former coach Rick Smith. At least Rick Smith did not have Phil Mickelson hacking balls endlessly out of the rough at Oakmont in preparation H. for the U.S. Open until lefty developed chronic carpal tunnel syndrome and then send him out to compete with one arm.
Christie Kerr, recently won the U.S. Open golf tournament at Pine Needles by two shots over Lorena Ochoa and Angela Park. After her victory on the eighteenth green Christie Kerr, ran to her new husband Erik Stevens, jumped on him, wrapped her neck and her legs around his lower body, and hung in suspension until all thoughts of Hale Irwin running around the green high-filing the gallery disappeared from the collective American consciousness. There are many ways to start slow with the lower body, most of which lead to a disaster. Jack Nicolas, Golden Bear recommends beginning slowdown, scroll to the right ankle laterally and not allowing your head to ride on. This is the secret to the beginning of the decline correct, and then it will drop your passive hands and arms up at shoulder height from which you can then rotate your left forearm in a counter clockwise to the finish line. But George Bush says, "When you roll your right ankle laterally to begin the downturn, so make sure your right foot remains planted and no part of it comes out of the ground, otherwise you will slide and come over the top and you will shank, like I did by invading Iraq. I am very sorry. My fellow Americans, and Jesus, forgive me for I did not know what I did. "
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