An innovative study by an environmental scientist trying to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, is the likely culpret the abundant supply of greenhouse gases. As a result of their ascendance, there is simply not enough oxygen back into the atmosphere in the human brain to operate at the usual levels.
He reasons that the main greenhouse gas, carbon dioxide, is frequenly derived from carbon monoxide, the toxic effluent from tailpipes and chimneys. To get the carbon monoxide edition must add an atom of oxygen, which in the absence of other alternatives, it removes from the atmosphere.
To do his will, the scientist measured the percentage of oxygen is currently available to the general breathing and the amount of the same invigorating substance in a sealed Time Capsule that was buried in the 1950s, a time, history tells us of a extraordinary degree of human sanity.
By comparing the two samples were investigators able to determine that there is significantly less oxygen in today's atmosphere.
Commenting on the findings, said George Bush, "I disagree with the conclusion and I'll tell you why. Today, I think as good as I could in 1950. "
Dick Cheney was involved in the current path, said: "Do not pay any attention to these environmental reactionaries. They are bad for the economy. And if you think we are stupid now, wait till we are too stupid to notice. So the problem will be solved. "
On the other hand, Arlen Specter noted R-PA, "I've actually discovered a remarkable decline in the intellectual activity in Congress. When I first came to
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