Democrats Urge George Bush To Run For Third Term

Congressional Democrats, delighted with George Bush's stubborn resistance to their every request, have invited him to run for a third term. Waiver support for their own roster of Democratic candidates, they have offered to vote for an exception to the 2-term limit.

Senator Harry Reid, said opponents of the war in Iraq said, "We're just having such a damn good time not to get the president to listen to common sense that we want to keep it up for four more years. Think about how boring it would be to have someone who actually responds to Congress. "

Bush seemed pleased to offer, says: "I have been worried that if a long shot, a Democrat is elected, can my Iraq policy to be changed. So I welcome the Democratic initiative to help me keep the war on track. "

Hillary Clinton, a bit miffed by her loss of democratic support, commented: "I just do not understand what makes Democrats ask Bush to run for another four years when they could have just as much fun bashing me."

Senator Barack Obama joined in the disinclination to support the initiative and said: "Although I understand the entertainment value four years of George Bush will give the Democratic party, support for this disturbing idea is enough for me to consider becoming a Republican."

Exactly how the new Democratic Press reelect President Bush will work out remains uncertain. Apparently their support for it depends on the unwavering obstinacy of the President.