Some of the Humorous Latest Sardar Jokes

If you visit India and some neighboring it, you'll hear plenty of bone tickling jokes. And among all funny and humorous jokes you'll certainly hear Sardar jokes. These Sardar are the residents of Punjab (one of the Indian state), they are famous for their jokes, which are very humorous.

It is hard to find when the first Sardar jokes was said or who was the first to say those jokes, but jokes about them are still very famous as they were before. People enjoy Sardar jokes more than other jokes.

In these jokes Sardar behavior is reflected in humorous manner, so they sound funny and create laughter. You may be wondering who it is these Sardar Jokes ... Here are the latest Sardar jokes:

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh stood together. An Englishman came up and asked: "Hey guys, what's your favorite flower?"

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'

'Ha, I clean my shit with it, "the Englishman scoffed.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus is our national flower.

The Muslim replied: "Chameli"

'Ha I clean my shit with it, "the Englishman replies

The Muslim also got angry, but respected completely.

The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what's your favorite flower?

Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied: "Now clean your ass with it!"

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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low around his room.

Jasmeet: "What are you looking for?"

Santa Singh: "Hidden cameras!"

Jasmeet: "And what do you think there are hidden cameras here?"

Santa Singh: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I do. Why few minutes he keeps saying, seeing Star World channel. How could he know?"

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Banta Singh wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The seller asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a moment and says: Let us put, "you're not getting older you become better."

The seller asks, "How do you want me to say it?"

Sardar says, well put "You're not getting older" at the top and "You get better" at the bottom.

The real fun does not start until the pie was opened the entire party as the message decorated on the cake:

"You will not mature at the top, you get better at the bottom."

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