Unemployment Sucks and It's Grabbing Another Straw

As someone who has run the pines, while looking for work, I can attest that sits around bread which car in the driveway isn’t thing happening. I mean, sure, there are bunches of time to try to find that ever elusive gig, but you can only do it for so long before they go totally crazy - and then what? That said, how 'bout I give advice from experience and the humorous side of the fence.

1. Go easy on the day television. Believe me - in our case the price is never right, there is no law and order, The View is not so hot, All My Children only cost you more money, divorce law is too pedagogical, the Squawk on the street will only make you to cry - or jealous, just the name of Judge Hatchet presents too many ideas that can skip a sign of things to come, and how you have felt you will begin to do Internet searches to Dr. Phil's office number.

2. be sure to get up and around. You do not want your Fanny as flat as your wallet.

3. Do not eat out of boredom. You do not like your gut is as big as your credit card debt.

4. Quit checking your unemployment payment balance online - no miracles happened.

5. Take Career Builder and Monster in small doses. Between the two of them to check your debit and credit card balances, and researching top-secret underground military installations, an Internet addiction is knocking at the door. And you can not afford counseling.

6. Wear protective gloves when you rabidly searching for loose change in your car. There is some pretty icky stuff in there.

7. Stay away from the kid's piggy banks - they will control.

8. No, you did not leave five twenties in your pants pocket last week. Stay out of the closet.

9. When you can not sleep, stay away from TV at 3 The last thing you need is to be sucked in by one of these scam-geeks, who made one trillion U.S. dollars last month working from home.

10. Be sure to find out what the season is to buy when you begin collecting clothes for resale store. And no, they will not forget that wine stains on your blouse.

11. Do not even think of looking for the credit card number Grandma Johnson gave up when she asked you to buy your daughter a birthday gift.

12. Then crossed, as you are jerk who shot you, spend hours watching slowly dragging her toe nails out with pliers will only further agitate you. Plus - you can actually try to give it a chance. And take that goal with her picture on it out of your toilet.

13. Forget about filling the time with sex. You can not afford Viagra

14. Running from your previous place of employment several times a day singing "The Way We Were" is not going to make you feel any better.

15. Running from your previous place of employment several times a day song "Take This Job and Shove It" just might.