Richard Gere Gone with the Wind of Shilpa Shetty

Hollywood California is how Hollywood Idols are made. Richard Geri is the star of American Gigolo and Pretty Woman, walking down the street, Pretty Woman, stop a while, Pretty Woman, talk a little, Pretty Woman, give your smile to me Pretty Woman, give me your cheek. "

If you have the words Bombay and Hollywood and put them together, you Bollywood film capital of India. Shiplap Shetty has been nominated for 4 Filmfare (Indian Oscar) Awards. The incredibly beautiful 31 year old Shilpa Shetty and her knockout actress younger sister Shamita Shetty is the Indian version of the Hilton sisters.

Richard Gere is a peace activist Mahatma Gandhi. Richard Gere traveled to India last week to his fame behind AIDS Awareness and People throw the ethical treatment of animals, PETA. Talk about preaching to the converted. In India, more than one billion people who love the Hindu population of cows as sacred beings have. It is forbidden to kill or injure a cow. The cow is the symbol of the Divine Mother Earth to give free milk, cheese, butter, dung for fertilizer and manure smelled a strong anti-pollutant and never asking anything in return. How do you fit one billion people in a mental institution?

Bollywood makes more films and sells more tickets worldwide than Hollywood. Each Bollywood film is a colorful musical three hours long with a break for popcorn. Butter good, bad beef. United just sold 8 nuclear reactors to India for more bomb making. The primary dispute between Hindu India and neighboring Muslim Pakistan is that the Muslims eat beef, even though only kosher meat. A Hasidic Rabbi like the Christian and Muslim Messiah Jesus Christ must ensure that the cow was slaughtered in accordance with the rules and regulations Brooklyn Kashruth Council of the United States.

In Afghanistan people, including Taliban soldiers stand for hours in line to buy tickets to Bollywood films. Suicide Bomber market is allowed but bombing the cinemas is strictly verboten. "Zee Hail," said Charlie Chaplin.

Richard Geri and Shilpa Shetty in a stage in India last week in front of a cheering audience, and admiring. Richard Geri is screaming "Sex, no!", "Condoms, yes!" Let him try to Vatican. Shilpa Shetty does not wear a burqa. Shilpa Shetty appeared in a revealing bathing suit on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.

After his speech yesterday to Richard Geri on Shilpa Shetty and kissed her twice on the cheek. So he takes it into his arm as Heather Mills in a Tango, bends its back and kissed her on the cheek again. Richard then steps back to the cheering crowd, getting on their knees as a Shakesperean actor and bows his head and flourishes his arm to his Queen, the smiling Shilpa Shetty. A week later some anal retention nerd in Jaipur India files a complaint, after Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty committed public obscenity. Kissing is good on the Silver Screen Bollywood, but Judge Dinesh Gupta declared that "The Kiss" was highly sexually erotic, surpassed all the limits of vulgarity, and an arrest warrant for Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty. Everyone is a critic. The chances of Richard Gere to return to Bombay again six years the face in some rat hole prison are the same as Larry Birkhead, who Danni Lynn returned to Nassau on June 6 custody hearing once he's in a good mood and the family jurisdiction of California and U.S. Supreme Court. God bless America.